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A toothy squirrel-like blowjob that has more chewing then sucking.
AHHH bitch open your mouth and stop giving me a squirrely beej.
by The Beej Doctor December 11, 2008
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Jul 17 Word of the Day
A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
"After getting married he became a Bloomer."
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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