A seemingly adorable creature who is secretly evil & has light-sabers & guns. Also, the squirrels Lord & Master is Foamy the Squirrel.
Wow. Did you see that squirrel attack Mike? The squirrel was totally ninja.

Oh, I've heard of squirrels attacking ppl... They start out looking cute then go physco.

I bet the squirrel was part of the Church of Foamy...

Yeah, I bet your right
by BEWARE_of_the_squirrels March 28, 2010
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You've got a huge pair of squirrels on you, mate.

Fuck me, I've got a sharp pain in my squirrels.
by testicheese December 24, 2019
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A syndrome resulting from a untreated squirrel bite. Symptoms include; the heightened urge to think & talk about squirrels, the increased desire to fetch nuts, and an intense feeling of a need to climb trees.
He must have squirrelitis, all he ever does is talk about squirrels.
by Mr.SilkyPants November 21, 2006
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When two straight men take their pants off and tickle each-others nuts and the first one to get wood loses.
"I am the squirreling Champion!" - Jeremiah

or
"Wes and Jeremiah, stop squirreling! It's really not cool."
by bbcarolan May 14, 2012
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wear you rap you penis around ur balls, into the shape of a squirrel...invited by chance mcgrath
yo chance stop doing the squirrel, i'm trying to masterbate to the pictures of your mom
by Lil Schmidt ft Big G June 17, 2006
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A random word that is shouted during intense conversation.

(From the movie Up)
So today, SQUIRREL! i ate some chips.
by s.rose January 01, 2010
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when you post in a forum and notice after your submission that someone has been faster than you and squeezed in just above your reply
(edit: damn, got squirreled again by IwasFaster123)
by Cruncher February 08, 2006
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