When you think you have Julian Edelman covered tight and the little guy still catches the damn ball!!!
Julian Edelman squirreled us again on 3rd down !!!
by Leonbaby June 19, 2019
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I was heading to the shop, but I got Squirreled and ended up at my friends house.
by cssbtrans3 May 19, 2014
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The cleaner definition is to be distracted in an impulsive or ADD-esque manner, much like that dog in the movie UP.
My nephew had my aunt squirreled at Wal-mart today by all the goodies he was looking at
by thatoneguynamed_will December 05, 2009
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Holiday Life where Cat Naps are encouraged and necessary. The Global World through the Eyes of a Cat Named Squirrel. It's a happy, furry, relaxing place; where cat naps are encouraged and you experience Global Jetset Life to the fullest!
MC: If you were voted Ms. Global JetSet what would you do for the Squirreled?
Candidate: If I were voted Ms. Global JetSet I would fight for Squirreled Peace and I believe in power of The Squirreled Wide Web to make this a reality.
by Prozic December 13, 2005
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To disappear from a drinking event without anyone noticing, and then return to home.

The behavior is sometimes a response to shame from not being able to hang with the big boys and girls.

In some instances the behavior is the result of such a drunken level of stupor that the individual turns on his or her Lassie instincts and finds his or her way home like a K9.
To Squirrel

Mike: Where the fuck did Amir go?
General Consensus: I have no idea!
Mike: Damn it! Amir squirreled again!
by Francois1980 February 27, 2009
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A promiscuous man-whore, who constantly seeks sexual pleasure which he calls a "nut".
I was beginning to think you were unlike the other cheating men of my past until you hit on my sister. You're nothing but a Squirrel, just like all the others !
by talk2me-JCH May 07, 2017
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