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1. Noun - Furry little bastard animal that runs around your yard and climbs up your trees.

2 Verb - When a male sticks both of his nuts into a female's mouth like a squirrel would do with the nuts it collects on the ground.
1. I swear.. one day I am going to shoot that squirrel!
2. I swear.. one day I am going to squirrel that girl!
by Compton Carlisle January 04, 2007
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A word called out to call dibbs on a girl when among fellow male hunters.
Girl walking down the street.

Group of guys walking towards girl

Rod: "Squirrel!"

Tom: "You can do that, I called her already"

Rod: "Dont scam on my squirrel"

Tom: "Suitcases!"

The end
by Daniel, Smiley, Zach September 07, 2007
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Some animal with rabies that u will love till the end of da world
by KickAssBob February 16, 2009
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Squirrel-a SWAGLESS individual due to the paranoid nature of how uncool they are and/or their ability to hate on a super swagged out person.
You looking real Squirrel today with that FUBU and k-swiss on :D

All you wanna be rappers have some serious squirrel mentality, get that ish together. -_-

Look at yo squirrel ass riding a bike and tryna talk to my girl, get outta here.
by Jalalsa July 22, 2011
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The coolest animal to ever walk the planet. They are going to talke over the world one day,they are our masters.
maria: what is a squirrel?

fred: only the coolest animal ever man.

maria: cool dude, i'm going to go join the squirrel club and do something that will help all squirrels everywhere.

fred: nice.
by Wayne Cambell December 19, 2006
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A provident "drug user" according to William S. Burroughs 1966 book "Naked Lunch"
"Provident junkies known as squirrels, keep stashes against a bust."
by neomaya October 09, 2009
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Similar to A.D.D., start one task, conversation, or thought, then randomly switching to another, repeatedly.
I went to clean the bedroom. Then I found a usb drive in a pile of clothes. I went on my computer and squirreled for an hour looking through it and totally forgot about cleaning.
by LilMilo August 23, 2011
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