Those little furry bastards that dart out into the road when you're tryin to change the radio station, thereby causing you to swerve your car, narrowly miss that innocent tree and hit the yard full of kids play lawn darts...
"Damn, look what that fuckin squirrel made me do..."
by Stinko Man February 04, 2003
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Getting completely distracted midstream from a task, project or conversation, usually by something unrelated, ridiculous or shiny. Derived from the scenes of the talking dog from Disney's Pixar movie UP!
"Hey did you finish looking over that presentation that's due tomorrow?"
"OMG, no, I got totally squirreled!"
by AuntieArte May 15, 2013
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Someone who can manage to "save money" instead of "spending it".
Aga was so tempted to spend her loose change on food (£8.45 to be precise) Her quest to be the fluffiest girl in town far outweighed her interest in saving money. Peter reminded her that she was supposed to be a squirreler in 2016 . (Squirreler's don't spend money on food when they've just eaten a meal ten minutes ago) So Pete suggested to Aga that she should in fact "pop in" to her local bank and put the cash in to her savings account.
by xBocx May 10, 2016
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to squirrel, squirreling, the act of being distracted in the middle of--wow, something shiney!
while giving that definition, i totally just squirrelled.
by GISSUM December 31, 2009
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The act of extreme indecisiveness and unsurety. Resembles the retarded confusion you would get from a squirrel that crosses the road, then halfway through decides to go back.
Judy was doing a squirrel on her decisions whether to paint her room red or blue.

I started squirreling over the multiple choice test question before finally just picking D.
by Warhawk101 October 03, 2012
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The "Squirrel" is where you swing your junk forward, and then catching it between your legs on the backswing. thus giving the effect of a squirrel from behind

I tried the Squirrel and ended up rupturing my scrotum
by rimmy87 October 02, 2007
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