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I was beginning to think you were unlike the other cheating men of my past until you hit on my sister. You're nothing but a Squirrel, just like all the others !
by talk2me-JCH May 07, 2017
May 12 Word of the Day
When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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A SQUIRREL!!! moment is when you have been distracted by random nothingness.
To be diverted from one task/situation with no effort.
To have ones attention easily diverted
Disney Pixar Movie UP: The SQUIRREL!! moment originates from this animated movie where we meet Dug, The Talking Dog, who delivers the hilarious reoccurring SQUIRREL!! gag, while trying to remain focused is distracted instantly.
To be diverted from one task/situation with no effort.
To have ones attention easily diverted
Disney Pixar Movie UP: The SQUIRREL!! moment originates from this animated movie where we meet Dug, The Talking Dog, who delivers the hilarious reoccurring SQUIRREL!! gag, while trying to remain focused is distracted instantly.
mum: "Will you pop upstairs and fetch the dirty laundry please"
boy: "yes mum"
boy goes to room for laundry, spots a toy he likes plays with toy, (this is the SQUIRREL!! moment, the point of distraction)
5 minutes later.......
mum calls: "where is this washing???"
boy:"What washing?"
boy: "yes mum"
boy goes to room for laundry, spots a toy he likes plays with toy, (this is the SQUIRREL!! moment, the point of distraction)
5 minutes later.......
mum calls: "where is this washing???"
boy:"What washing?"
by zobobble July 19, 2011
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Those little furry bastards that dart out into the road when you're tryin to change the radio station, thereby causing you to swerve your car, narrowly miss that innocent tree and hit the yard full of kids play lawn darts...
by Stinko Man February 04, 2003
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A nickname often given to a rookie firefighter who tends to be over zealous.
They typically believe they know more than they actually do, and relish in telling others the stories of there heroism, which are almost always exaggerations of the truth.
They typically believe they know more than they actually do, and relish in telling others the stories of there heroism, which are almost always exaggerations of the truth.
Did you meet the new guy? He was talking about that box the other day. To hear him tell it, you'd think he drove the engine there, and put the thing out himself. What a squirrel.
by HackerZC October 13, 2010
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guy #1: that hoe is such a squirrel
guy #2: yea every time i turn around
she got a mouth full of nuts
guy #2: yea every time i turn around
she got a mouth full of nuts
by squirrel..................J.K!!!!!! May 24, 2006