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Reference among drag queens to refer to other drag queens, especially those that hide their nuts.
"Greetings squirrel friends!" ~ RuPaul
"Can I borrow your wig? We are squirrel friends, right?"
by Not RuPaul December 15, 2013
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Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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A good female friend, tight girl buddy. You are not BFFs, but you are close enough to share the casual crap of daily life.
OMG what a shit day at the office! I'm calling my squirrel friends to meet me for happy hour.
by thepipster November 22, 2012
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is someone you share nuts with. the nuts may be yours or theirs, but this is a particularly chipper and comforting lil something-something..
good lord--nothing but haters in this town!! good thing i got a squirrelfriend!
by Scorpio Rose February 01, 2012
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A filthy flea infested yet somehow comforting little animal that a recently rejected deflected & never was respected boyfriend has to turn to for affection amidst thoughts of suicide after losing his girlfriend. Sometimes this animal will stroke the cock and balls in a soothing manner as to relive tension and stress, But beware that it may also (like a girlfriend) turn against you,lashing out with violent blows nibbling and chewing on the cock and balls. Normally if you treat this animal with respect & dignity,it will provide you with many nights of pleasure and possibly cook you breakfast in the morning consisting of twigs,berries and acorns.
Shit Todd,Yesterday my girlfriend dumped my gimp ass so I had to seek out other means of satisfying my lust for milking the weasel,so I talked to my dad and he recommended a squirrel friend! I went right down to the forrest and nabbed one up. I've never been happier!!!!!
by squirtdonkeys January 21, 2007
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A bitch who a dude uses for sexual activites; Also a bitch who a dude shares his "nuts" with; A squirrel friend can be a bitch or a dude.
Most bitches at the club are not wifey material, but definitely a squirrel friend! :)
by justAwhiteGIRL January 03, 2010
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Like a traditional girlfriend, but unusually cute, and hilarious. The Squirrel-friend can use her agility to perform amazing feats.
by Kool-Ian December 10, 2014
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