Top definition
A cage located preferably in Mens running shorts to hold your nuts
Oh my god this squirrel cage in my shorts is so tight!
by irunreallyfar September 14, 2010
Get a Squirrel Cage mug for your boyfriend José.
Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
Get the Planetary Quarantine neck gaiter and mug.
2
An F'ed up mess in the head of someone. A distorted view of morals and values
by Jeffy Dahmers June 02, 2007
Get the squirrel cage neck gaiter and mug.
3
The anus, particularly of a man who is the passive partner in anal sex.
"Wow, I can't believe he managed to fit all ten inches of that thing in my squirrel cage!"
by adg3825 April 27, 2021
Get a Squirrel Cage mug for your buddy José.