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Similar to a fiasco but, when it can go all wrong and it does. Like when you're already 25 minutes late to the interview of your life. Scrambling around, suddenly your cat pukes on your resume, you smudge you makeup, then suddenly your fridge is on fire. Suddenly realize youre naked, and fat. You would be a stripper but, Oreos are life. Without this job no more Oreos.
Hey, Becky I had such a squirdupple this morning. First My toilet over flowed, my dog shit in my shoes, and my husband's Viagra failed.
by Fartymcfly January 19, 2017
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018