A squishy character, sometimes used as a pencil topper but often used as a fun toy that fits in your pocket.
Usually my child has trouble waiting in long lines, but today she pulled out a few squinkies from her pocket and played until the line ended.
by Coats July 19, 2010
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1) When one is feeling unstable or is acting of a peculiar manner
2) The state one reaches from days of sleep deprevation or drug use.
Oh man, did you see Lori before class today? She’s gone totally squinky
by Tristan Vox March 23, 2006
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Popeye & his father have a squinky eye all scrunched up.
Popeye: I'm your one and only exspring. See, we got the same bulgy arms.

Poopdeck Pappy: No resemblance.

Popeye: We-we got the same squinky eye.

Poopdeck Pappy: What squinky eye?

Popeye: That's going to be hard for you to see.
by B laB June 17, 2009
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Something that is cute yet seems weird and not quite right. Seems to be under the effects of drugs but this is how they act normally, there is no reason to fear irrational or unpredictable behavior.
They may often voice sadist and/or masochistic thoughts and try to devour your soul, this is normal as it is required for them to survive.
On another note Squinkies love to bake cookies and will often win over people to their cause through such activities.
Person1: WTF is that over their man, it looks so cute but it's eating that babies cookies in such a violent way.

Person2: I don't know man, looks like a Squinky to me.
by MaybyAGhost April 06, 2013
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The surgeon who operated on the patient with multiple bowel surgeries commented that the patient's anatomy was "squinky" when he attempted to resect his colostomy.
by Ingaling February 28, 2010
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Something that is small and cute.
My new kitten is so squinky!

Check out the squinky babe in that cab.
by artlong July 21, 2005
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Tickling of ones gooch till you bust a nut
Im gonna give this guy a good ass squinky if he behaves on the date
by A professor August 24, 2015
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