The kerning looks awful on that. Squinch the "C" and the "O" together.
We were 10 miles from the rest area and I was prairie dogging like crazy. I had to squinch my ass cheeks together to save my dignity.
We were 10 miles from the rest area and I was prairie dogging like crazy. I had to squinch my ass cheeks together to save my dignity.
by SmugSockMonkey January 10, 2005
Your favorite soccer teams is in the world cup final. Unfortunately, at the 90th minute, one of its players misses the penalty kick that would make your team world champion.
You see yourself squint??? That was a squinch!
You see yourself squint??? That was a squinch!
by Jonathan T. aka Jonaphin June 20, 2006
by Tarliex McDavidson January 25, 2010
That was a good meal, now I gotta squinch a grimpy. The car sqinched a grimpy when it caught on fire.
by Bogtrasher February 1, 2023
by Lord McSquinch (bart.) November 1, 2004
Noun (plural) - marks left across ones butt cheeks (usually brown) horizontally protruding outward from the anus, caused by prematurely pinching off a full loaf in mid-squeeze. This usually results in "mud-butt" and "sticky cheeks".
Michelle heard Robin screaming about something mindless in the office, and was forced to pinch off a fat loaf, resulting in squinch marks for the duration of the day.
by Mudd Butt Jr. September 18, 2012