Urban Dictionary: Squinch

Your favorite soccer teams is in the world cup final. Unfortunately, at the 90th minute, one of its players misses the penalty kick that would make your team world champion.
You see yourself squint??? That was a squinch!

by Jonathan T. aka Jonaphin June 20, 2006

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Squinch

1. To crumble and tighten your toes together so as to pick up objects with your toes or to disturb another person deeply.

"I squinched Claire's upper thigh because she was annoying me. She cried"

by Hansel Shmi January 19, 2010

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Squinch

The look you pull when you get kicked in the gooch

My friend got kicked in th gooch while playing football and his face squinched

by lionman1991 December 26, 2010

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What is done to a ginch (c.f.).

Hey, Ohio, squinch that ginch!

by Lord McSquinch (bart.) October 31, 2004

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a dried-up and used-up middle aged female bar denizen...a bar clam

If you buy that squinch a drink you'll never get rid of her

by porkpie hat October 03, 2003

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Squinch

When a person gets tattooed by their "tattoo artist" friend and it looks like a squished spider

Amy: "Hey girl check out my new tattoo... I just got it!"
J: "Oh that's nice but uh what is it?"
Amy: "A Flower!"
J: "Homegirl thats a squinch"

by thecokeinourstars January 14, 2018

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A term used against someone who’s being annoying or you just don’t like them.

:You’re a squinch.
:Stop being a squinch.

:Go away from me squinch

by January 20, 2021

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