Urban Dictionary: Squinch

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Squeezing and pinching at the same time while taking a huge dump to compress it so that it doesn't rip your asshole on the way out.

The pain made me squinch just in time, or I would have had to get a chopstick to dig that turd out.

by Phuqit November 11, 2006

May 2 Word of the Day

when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life

Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate

by finesseeeee March 01, 2019

when you are tightening up your butt & gravy leaks out

Dan: "God, please...Jesus, please let me make it to the restroom!"(as Dan races towards the restroom, he squinches his butt) "OOPS, I feel gravy!"

by T.Wilson November 16, 2012

To narrow the distance between your lower eyelid and your pupil.

While being photographed by the paparazzi Brad Pitt threw in a squinch.

by Squinchmeister November 27, 2013

When you squeeze and pinch something or someone. squeeze + pinch = squinch.

Seeing a baby with fat cheeks makes me want to squinch them.

by sassygirl40 May 14, 2012

by Moosecoop December 14, 2014

when one flinches and squints at the same time in response to an unexpected stimulus

I squinched when Justin almost poked me in the eye!

by G_SMOOTH March 26, 2009