Urban Dictionary: Squiff

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a queef involving a spewed cream pie

She squiffed and it felt good

by Deviva October 30, 2007

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adj. Skew, when referring to one's sexual preference.

The idiot was squiff as a carebear.

by The corrector of bad Grammar December 30, 2004

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To be scruffy or cute

Hey, that hot girl over there's looking pretty damn Squiff!

by Arcade82 March 17, 2015

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Dispute, disagreement or misunderstanding in a relationship.

She was upset because we had a squiff.

by providan December 21, 2006

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A squiff is when someone itches there ass/ genitals and swipes there fingers under your nose. I squiffed you haha

You got squiffed! (Swipe asshole fingers under your nose)

by Cmf7890 May 18, 2019

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skew, when referring to an individual's sexual preferance.

That homo is squiff as a carebear!

by worm September 19, 2003

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term used to describe someone who always acts drunk, even when they are completely sober.

OMG is she DRUNK?!! - no shes just a Squiff

by Sillygyal June 16, 2017

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