Anthony the squirrel has been married to his squife for 10 years.

Benn: "I broke my wrist last night when I was drunk
Adrian: "Are you squif "

It was apparent that Don was no longer merely squiffed when his mistook the anus of his good John for that of his girlfriend.

Bro are you squif

Jon is everytime squiffed!!lol

My eyes have gone sqif.

My sight's gone squiffy

And transsexual person squifed during gay anal.