Squidwardo is the ever so clever name of a friend of mines dad. In which his name is actually Edwardo. I thought it was funny because of the legend, Spongbob’s neighbour is named Squidward, and adding an O to this would make it rhyme with Edwardo

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

A high/drunk psychotic person.