Squidwarding is the act of taking ones testicles, and placing each in separate eyes of another person, and taking your penis and laying it down the persons nose, creating the appearance of the cartoon character Squidward from the childrens show Spongebob Squarepants
by dan and adam June 03, 2007
I squidwarded that girl last night.
Squidwarding that guy was a mistake because he sneezed.
Please don't squidward me whilst I sleep.
Squidwarding that guy was a mistake because he sneezed.
Please don't squidward me whilst I sleep.
by Calahan August 12, 2010
One of the main characters of Spongebob Squarepants. When you grow up you realize that he's one of the most realistic characters on the show.
by A Human Male August 05, 2018
Squidward:"The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer from the Krabitalism of Mr. Krabs! We will dismantle oppression board by board! We'll saw the foundation of big business in half, even if it takes AN ETERNITY! With your support, we will send the hammer of the people's will crashing through the windows of Mr. Krabs' House of Servitude! The Gentle Laborer shall not be overrun by Krabitalism!"
Mr. Krabs: *goes bankrupt*
Mr. Krabs: *goes bankrupt*
by Ya boi Stalin May 09, 2018
The most relatable character fiction has created in the history of the universe.
"Wake me up when I care."
"Wake me up when I care."
by JustKiddingItsMeHillary February 19, 2019
When you place your genitals over a persons face (Male/Female). Place your testicles on the eyes and your cock over the nose to resemble the Spongebob Squarepants character Squidward.
by Flealan February 23, 2008
by JimmyK September 12, 2003