When one rubs their face on a flaccid penis much like motorboating.
"I totally squidwarded that guy last week".
"His dick wasnt even long enough for me to squidward!".
"I just love the feel of squidwarding a random guy in the club".
by Not Steven Seagal May 14, 2018
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The act of cumming in her mouth so hard it hurts. In reference to a woman in South Korea who had her mouth impregnated by eating a squid. She complained of intense pain in her mouth after the squid sperm made contact
Bro, I squidwarded her so hard she might need new tastebuds. (Past Tense of squidwarding)
by Shitballs5 September 28, 2014
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The art of placing one’s semi erect penis over the nose of a consenting partner. This should bear some resemblance to squidward’s nose.
Guy1: Becky finally let me go squidwarding last night!
Guy2: Marry that girl.
by Thiccboi34 August 18, 2018
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When six guys lay on their back in a circle and the girl takes turns riding each of them in sequence.
Bro, if we all put our money together we'll have enough for one hooker this weekend, we can just create Squidward's Tiki Land.
by Toga Seafoam May 22, 2020
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An Ivy Leauge school specializing in the study of Pooptolgy
"Wow, I finally got my degree from Squidward University! I can finally study Mao Zedongs poop!" - Zachareigh
by Nardothepig February 24, 2020
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