One of the main characters of Spongebob Squarepants. When you grow up you realize that he's one of the most realistic characters on the show.
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by A Human Male August 05, 2018
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the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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Squidward:"The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer from the Krabitalism of Mr. Krabs! We will dismantle oppression board by board! We'll saw the foundation of big business in half, even if it takes AN ETERNITY! With your support, we will send the hammer of the people's will crashing through the windows of Mr. Krabs' House of Servitude! The Gentle Laborer shall not be overrun by Krabitalism!"
Mr. Krabs: *goes bankrupt*
Mr. Krabs: *goes bankrupt*
by Ya boi Stalin May 09, 2018
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The most relatable character fiction has created in the history of the universe.
"Wake me up when I care."
"Wake me up when I care."
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by JustKiddingItsMeHillary February 19, 2019
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by JimmyK September 12, 2003
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by Nick September 20, 2003
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A character in Spongebob Squarepants who always behave seriously and realistic unlike the main character.
by Anonymous July 24, 2003
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