The most iconic squid in Bikini bottom
He is a sexy male who plays the clarinet
He strongly dislikes Spongebob and Patrick
Full time worker at the Krusty Crab
He is a sexy male who plays the clarinet
He strongly dislikes Spongebob and Patrick
Full time worker at the Krusty Crab
1) You feeling it now, Squidward?
by guacandsalsa May 09, 2018
by Jitters10101 January 14, 2020
by Longshlongswangin January 22, 2020
the (in some and possibly very few people's opinions) Adorable precious angry cinnamon roll in spongebob, he's like an angry violent-ish kitten X-3
girl that actually loves squidward respectfully: *sitting at krusty krab watching squidward*
squidward: *fussing at a customer at the register for holding up the line*
squidward loving girl: *giggles* *thinks to self* heh heh squidward's such an angry cinnamon roll <3
squidward: *fussing at a customer at the register for holding up the line*
squidward loving girl: *giggles* *thinks to self* heh heh squidward's such an angry cinnamon roll <3
by Female sans January 22, 2018
by jasmine.rosie_ January 25, 2017
When someone is sleeping take your testicles and place them over the persons eyes. Then let your penis rest on their nose, giving them the appearance of Squidward.
Douchebag: "Bro, when my girl was sleeping this morning I gave her a Squidward!"
Douchnozzle: "Duuude...that's funny as fuck!"
Douchnozzle: "Duuude...that's funny as fuck!"
by Downtown Tony July 15, 2010
by EvanVanderbelt December 29, 2016