I practice in which you and your partner are both naked. And in the next minutes you gather some paint and make a Picasso of a painting onto your partners face that looks similar to squidward off of (Spongebob Squarepants) TV Show. - Also known as "The Squidward"
Ken: Last night was crazy, my wife Karen let me do The Squidward on her.
Kyle: That's sick.
*Kyle then proceeded into turning into a lamp in the next few moments and gobbed in Ken's eye making him fall backwards and stumbling into another woman's Vagina*
by Boots with the fur February 07, 2021
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Known as The Squidward is a practice where you put colored paint on your penis and paint squidwards face on your girlfriends face.
Jay: "Last night was kinky my girlfriend Karen and I did the Squidward last night"
Ben: "Truly a royal dump to be heard through my ears in my life."
by Boots with the fur February 07, 2021
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When a man places his balls on a persons eye sockets and drapes his dick over the nose.
I pulled a squidward on my girl last night.
by Robby.S October 13, 2017
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The most MLG dank meme of 2015, 2016 and early 2017. He has a big, fat, black, juicy, rounded, throbbing nose making him the most attractive being in the universe.
OMG LOOK AT THAT GUYS NOSE HE MUST BE SQUIDWARD
by MEEEEMES March 09, 2017
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God

...you are hearing this from an atheist.

Squidward is God.
Do not deny it. You know the truth.
Squidward is God, and Squilliam (God's highschool nemesis/powner) is the Antichrist.
by Bill (A.K.A. Scallop) January 19, 2012
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Indication that you would like your passenger to slob your knob while driving.
*turns to partner*
"Squidward"
by Chusokorny May 09, 2019
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Someone who is so negative and in constant state of distent. Those whom have joy when bad things happen to others
by Gdiesel June 30, 2018
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