by Hronk June 22, 2013
a squid with a cock hanging from its face on the cartoon spongebob squarepants. it likes to play the skinflute and yell at the funny characters on the show
by cocksponge squareballs September 22, 2003
A misunderstood cephalopod that is voiced by Rodger Bumpass in the Nickelodeon series, Spongebob Squarepants. Squidward hates his neighbors, his job, and loves art and cooking. He is actually an octopus and has four feet. He has a remarkably large nose and does not wear pants.
by Wheredidmyfekinlifego April 01, 2018
when a man places his testicles on the girls eyelids and lays his penis down her nose... she loooks like squidward
by Cabo4 June 17, 2009
"OMG what do you think of Chuck?"
"I don't know, it looks as if his squidward is a little small..."
"Yeah..."
"I don't know, it looks as if his squidward is a little small..."
"Yeah..."
by Steve Tuesday June 01, 2015
Someone who is grumpy all the time, a real stick in the mud. Someone who is tired of life and hates people, more notably, people who work at retail stores that have cash registers.
They usually scan your items as fast as they can with a crude face and don’t bother to greet you. If you see a guy who acts rude and handles your groceries wrong, he’s most likely a Squidward
A Squidward can also mean someone who’s very rude, very stale and doesn’t give a fuck
They usually scan your items as fast as they can with a crude face and don’t bother to greet you. If you see a guy who acts rude and handles your groceries wrong, he’s most likely a Squidward
A Squidward can also mean someone who’s very rude, very stale and doesn’t give a fuck
Joe: hey that one guy just bumped into me and didnt say sorry. Instead he looked at me with this dark glare. He’s such a Squidward....
Rebecca: hey you wanna go to the mall later? I’m bringing 3 of my friends who are guys.
Saviento: with 3 of your friends? Nah I’d rather sit at home watching Elmo as I cut my penis off. You guys have fun in that little hell hole.
Rebecca: OMG you’re such a Squidward!!
Cashier: *throws items into bags* “59.97$...”
Me: hey everything okay man?
Cashier: “yeah, I’m just feeling kinda squidward today”
Rebecca: hey you wanna go to the mall later? I’m bringing 3 of my friends who are guys.
Saviento: with 3 of your friends? Nah I’d rather sit at home watching Elmo as I cut my penis off. You guys have fun in that little hell hole.
Rebecca: OMG you’re such a Squidward!!
Cashier: *throws items into bags* “59.97$...”
Me: hey everything okay man?
Cashier: “yeah, I’m just feeling kinda squidward today”
by Hitler the great June 10, 2020
A misunderstood hexopus that only wishes to gain some respect yet nobody gives him any not even from the fandom could be a very sweet kind and caring person deep down UuU (except for the person who wrote this)
by True squidward fan #1 October 18, 2017