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When a man walks up behind a woman that is laying down, and lays out his balls covering her eyes with the penis over her nose and mouth. Causing the woman to appear like squidward, while creating a muffled speech and jostling the cock when she begins yelling.
She passed out on the couch so I snuck up behind her and woke her up with a squidward.
by Chill_hill5 March 26, 2020
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Smacking a girl with your dick and balls simultaneously, leaving behind a squidward shaped imprint.

Scoring system for imprints;
Ball imprint only: 2 points
Penis imprint only: 1 point
Squidward imprint: 10 points
“I laid down the squidward on her hardcore
by Daddysaur April 16, 2019
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The act of waiting for an unsuspecting victim to fall asleep so you can place your testicles over their eyes and hang your dick over their nose. Thus replicating a likeness of the popular television character.
by Reaperparadox September 10, 2019
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