Squidrat, an grown adult woman who acts like she is still 16. Will block out anything that involves the truth and spends her days focusing on gossip and celebrities.

A swimmer

A retarded person who acts like an asshole in front of other people

A mythical beast who lives in the sewers, top half rat, bottom half squid. There's no information on the birth of the first Squidrat, but sources say crack and internet chatrooms are most likely involved. Usually friendly unless provoked. Squidrats are known to tickle unsuspecting anus's with their long stretchy tentaclepaws from their safe sewer homes.