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A small child, can be applied to any child younger than thirteen. Also "squidgelet"

"Did you see all the little squidgets in line for Santa? It's a total squidge-fest.
by Sallie Collom November 13, 2008
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Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.
Soundcloud Rapper: Check out this link, realist in the game!
Social media feminist: Women have a voice!!!! #Brave
Normal Human: SHUT UP CLOUT DEMONS!!!
by DebSlave June 03, 2018
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A cool, usually short person. Always trying to have fun but sometimes can be quite a prankster. Can be annoying at times, but usually a squidget is cool.
by Syntho May 05, 2009
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1. Having qualities that delight the senses, especially the sense of sight.

2. Excellent; wonderful.

"Those kittens are SO Squidget!"
by Damaen February 22, 2003
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The word itself is a portmanteaux of Squirt and Midget, implying shortness of stature, but the scope is far greater. A squidget is a genuinely detestible person, usually obnoxious and overweight, with an intense, selfish greed. Generally annoying and one of the worst examples of humanity you can find. Often heard screaming "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when they don't get their way.
"No, I won't give you what you want, you stupid little squidget!"

"Man, you know that kid? What a fucking squidget."
by Jaggajack October 09, 2007
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This girl that works at sears and is a squirt and a midget.
Hey squidget!
by Fire April 07, 2004
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A wee fat person. Like a short squidgy midget.
A squidget.
*small fat child waddles into store*
Teenager1: lol look! a squidget just came in. We better hurry up before he eats everything!
Teenager2: ROFL
by President_Choob May 15, 2009
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