A person that is weird.

A used condom filled with semen, neatly tied up awaiting disposal. (Several of these may be referred to as a squad)

That one kid who rushes without any social media

Squid will be an awesome person. But you need to mess with them as they are indeed a squid. They’re not allowed to watch Harry Potter movies as well. Roommates will swoon over them.

A slimy human that enjoys squirming his way out of unfavorable situations that he himself has created. This creature usually has a hunchy back and extremely slim shoulders.

Someone who’s bad at sports

A kid who thinks they are the shit, yet a huge pussy. Brags about how many bitches he fucks, when in fact he fucks 0. A squid bitches when no girls show up to the party, yet he never talks to any when they actually do show up.