a superior unit of currency created by Sir Squack Squillium I. it is openly accepted as legal tender by MeLogz, Codlnedrem, and JXWPSDHSJ.

As of today, one squid (as it is more commonly referred to as) is roughly equal to £127,329.12 , making it the most valuable currency known to man
Ew Muvva: how are you going to afford that £1.2 million home?? You have about £80 to your name!

MeLogz: I have 10 Squillium Squid mukka

Ew Muvva: *commits aliven't*
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The mass of hair, conditioner, and other fluids that accumulate in a shower drain as a result of having long hair.
Man: “Gross, look at what I pulled out of the drain. How do I have any hair left?”
Woman: “It’s called a shower squid, embrace it!”
by Nervous Caterpillar October 16, 2018
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A kind and Caring person with an excessive eating habit. Generally Very Unintelligent. Taking Credit for Random Coincidences
"You did nothing you fat squid!"said the man when his partner took credit for saving the day
by motherfuhrer August 20, 2017
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The remnants of a guy ejaculating onto a door. Found most commonly on the inside or porta-potties with the resulting shape roughly resembling a squid
Man, those bathrooms are gross, especially with all the door squids in the stalls
by Humantapeworm November 15, 2019
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Male Ejaculation produce - because of the similarity to a slimy/sticky tentacled creature.
1: What you been doing in isolation? 2: Not much....just xbox and dropping squids... masturbation
by Mike Dibble April 27, 2020
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A term to describe a retired vagina
Dude, Mrs. Nancy? She's dry squid man. Nobody's visited explored her caverns since the Age of Exploration
by Neuroticqt December 11, 2015
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