A person who derives from the countries "Wales" and "Scotland", they prefer to be called "Squelsh" as they see themselves as special from the rest of the UK.
Chad:"Hey I heard you're from Scotland and Wales that's pretty cool"
Mickey:"No sir Chad I am "Squelsh", not from them commoner countries"
by RealEinstien June 15, 2019
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Obliterating ones own mind by use of power tools and firecrackers.

A form of japanese squash but extremely rare and unheard of.

A way to rape someone.
Stop squelshing me!

This squelsh tastes remarkable.

Your squelsh is very hard.

etc...
by Steven Piechowski October 10, 2007
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Some don who likes cheese crackers bit too much.
"Yo john, see that man over there"
"Yeah, Jate Burndull"
"He's a bit of a Squatty Squelsh"
by BicepRaccoon March 28, 2021
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Definitive accent, a mixture and influence of the far north east of Wales /cheshire border and Liverpool.
You sound like a scouser.

No I'm from North Wales, it's called Squelsh, a mixture of North East Wales and Scouse
by phantomphil January 18, 2021
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1.when one is lying on the floor in a sleeping bag in their fat friends house and hears a squelshing noise coming from the bed....
2.one fingering oneself with another person in the room 'unaware' of it....not so unaware
Tanya "OMG I heard squelsh last night"
Tracey "OMG I feel soooo sorry for you" laughs
"So what was the squelshing like?" haha
Tanya "You don't want to know.."
by Tracey2kaiii8 May 23, 2008
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