Urban Dictionary: Squeezy

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Squeezy

A tight or crowded space which causes a feeling of uneasiness or discomfort.

Melissa said it was a little squeezy sitting next to the large man on the bus.

by reeefer May 31, 2013

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May 27 Word of the Day

danger wank

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"

by johnnynika May 30, 2006

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Squeezies

A hilariously sexual sounding word, that can be used in place of blowjob, footjob, canoodling, muff butt willies, or rimmy. No singular form can be made. And Definently not a hug stop foolin.

Negotiator: what are your demands?
Jamaal: I want a fast car, and a plane at the airport waiting for me. I want fifty grand cash, a private island, and some squeezies.

by 2HitlersLolzing@aJew February 02, 2013

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Squeezy

The legendary word created by the Asian Legend Psqueezy used for anything squeezy or squeezy related. Can only be used in a situation that is extremely squeezy.

Boy Scout: Dude my mac and cheese is so cheesey today.

Psqueezy: Wait... Don't you mean squeezy?

Bloooooood!!!: Yo what type of calculator is that?

Psqueezy: Oh this? This is my Ti-Squeezy.

Psqueezy: Dude I got $13 on my hips earlier.

Shorty: That's so squeezy Psqueezy.

Anything Jackie Chan Does

by Psqueezy June 30, 2013