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Wanker, usaully applied in a non-literal manner.
Steve-"Robert is giving me the shits. He borrowed $20 and said he can't pay it back, but he just bought a new car, he is a trainee and tells me how to do my job and he only talks about how hot his misses is and she's a dog!"
Greg- "what a squeezer"
by Stevwoodius Bogan 2 April 05, 2009
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An impatient motorist.

1. Shoots to front of the the line of cars waiting on the on ramp to the freeway.
2. Does a quick lane change cutting you off without using their blinker.
3. Weaves in and out of traffic at excessive speeds.
4. Uses the freeway entry/exit lane during rush hour to pass on the right to get ahead instead of waiting like everyone else.
That squeezer is giving me road rage!!!
by cpetkunas February 23, 2019
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It is when ones face turns red and they start clamping their hands until the shit themselves.
Jesse was started a Squeezer and shit himself so we had to spray him with fabreze.
by happyjoe1 March 08, 2011
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A contraceptive used by men to plug his urethra with Elmer’s glue to prevent impregnating a girl during doing the sex.
“Bro! There is no way she is pregnant! I had a squeezer up in there while we was fucken!”

“No guys! He’s totally into me! The only reason he didn’t cuddle after sex was because he needed to remove the squeeze!”

“Dude, don’t use a squeezer! Imma buy you a box of condoms from Costco!”
by Lilelmer February 03, 2018
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A poo too large for the butthole. Usually quite unpleasant, sometimes dissapears in the s bend at the bottom of the toilet.
Man, I gotta take a Squeezer.
You shoulda' seen the shape of that squeezer.
by Cam Doyle April 03, 2003
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