A married man whose energy and spirit have been exhausted by the relentless demands of his wife. Typically a squeezed lemon works long hours in a soul-sucking job to earn the money demanded by his wife to support her purchases.
Look at those squeezed lemons, trudging after their wives in the galleria wondering how they're going to pay for all this crap.
by logic001 June 23, 2010
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An object that is missing the most important part.
"Jon's head is a squeezed lemon" "your PowerPoint presentation is a squeezed lemon"
by J3ll-y October 31, 2020
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When you're fornicating with a girl and you urinate inside of her due to too much sexual arousal and losing control of your bladder.
I just squeeze lemon dropped inside of penny last night. She turned me on I lost control.
by Lustylumps March 23, 2016
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to relive one self by urinating. Fluid colours may be the same as a lemmon being squeezed.
be rigt back, have to go squeeze the lemon and lay a cable.
by John-do September 22, 2006
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An Expression used if u have to pee extremly badley.
"Hey Man, I really need to Squeez the Lemon again!."
by BitchFucker700 July 10, 2008
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Take a piss.

Derived from childs' saying I need to make lemonade.
Sorry I bailed on you Dude but I had to go Squeeze a Lemon.

Man 1: Where's Donny?

Man 2: He's off Squeezing a Lemon.
by Cubbybearks September 01, 2009
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