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To accidentally Ejaculate, or romphe in one's eye.
DAMN! He Squeeted that bitch so bad, she Needs glasses!

I heard she got SQUEEtED on at that party last night!
by Kyra L April 05, 2006
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someone who is sexy beyond mean
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When you squeeze so hard you shart.
I squeeted, like Christopher said, then I realized it wasn't just air.
by Abbyt93 December 15, 2019
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