Urban Dictionary: Squeeted

To accidentally Ejaculate, or romphe in one's eye.

DAMN! He Squeeted that bitch so bad, she Needs glasses!

I heard she got SQUEEtED on at that party last night!

by Kyra L April 05, 2006

The standard unit of squee, that is, a measure of the amount of squee an object or creature can generate. For example, a cute cartoon about kittens would measure 278 millisqueet, or 0.278 squeet. The cutest kitten photo imaginable would rate 4.8 squeet, the TEL (threshold exposure limit) before irrational gibbering will commence. A cute kitten animated gif might actually rate 0.8 or more megasqueet, resulting in a total loss of self-control (and possible bladder and/or bowel control.)

Male: "Apparently, they're remaking My Little Pony, but instead of ponies, they're kitten-ponies."
Female: "SQUEEEE! OHMYGODTHAT'SSOAWESOME! ICAN'TBELIEVETHEY'REDOINGTHIS OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD..."
Male: (checking meter) 17.1 squeets. We'd best get the restraints out now.

by The Real Egon Spengler April 18, 2014

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squeet

a mixture of cute and sweet

awwww, that was so squeet. i cant believe how squeet that kitten is, its adorable..adorably squeet

by morellocherry August 03, 2009

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Squeet

Sound that squirrels make when looking for something

That squeet sound of that stupid squirrel is killing me

by Alealejandrosqueet September 17, 2020

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