A person who has yet to meet the age of puberty and compensates for their lack of adult hood or skill in the game by the butchering of the English language with their high voices by stringing together profanity after profanity. commonly found playing any online game with voice chat such as Halo.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

(noun) high-pitched fart that almost sounds like it's asking a question. usually caused by stress or an attempt by the farter to stifle the fart. signifies a tight or clenched anus.

A woman who attends rennaissance faires such as Middlefaire, and giggles insanely at chainmail catepillars while turning bright red from the sun.
Identified by her high pitched squeaking laugh.