A square and a dweeb rolled into one. The lamest of the lame.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

A fringe haircut with long bangs thrown to one side, short underneath and often shaved. It has been worn famously by the likes of Tony Hawk, Richie Hawtin and Phillip Oakey of the Human League. The term may have been popularized by 1980s skateboarding magazines such as Thrasher.

A dumb, fake, money grubbin girl.

To successfully replace the cap of one's pen onto said pen.

A squeeb is a person who demonstrates stupidity when they talk. Calling someone a squeeb is dissing them for their ignorance of normal human behaviour.

A hairstyle popularized by Rock Band. Basically three tentacles of hair going to the side of one's face, with the tips died a certain color. Sort of like a triple emover.