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Consuming alcoholic beverages in a group of 4 individuals, whilst seated in a square formation.
E.g Me: Hey mate, Tom, Kieran, and I are having a few beers, wanna come around for a Square John?

Mate: Of course, can’t say no to a Square John
by Kizdogga December 29, 2019
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Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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prison slang. A "square". A working stiff. A law abiding citizen. Female: square john broad.
"He's a squarejohn. Works 9 to 5 at the factory."

Also see sucker. "A squarejohn is always an easy mark."
by Dtat January 09, 2009
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A Square John is slang meaning a reliable trust worthy guy. The term originated from Bike Gangs and is common in the Canadian Prison system. It is considered to be a compliment if you are referred to as a Square John
He's cool man, don't worry he's a Square John.
by John-999 January 31, 2011
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n. a lame-o, or. someone who displays no signs of hipness or sense of adventure whatsoever; a person who is overtly conservative, often likely to be a narc; a gaynal
Why did you ask Jason to party with us tonight? He is such a squarejohn; I heard he ratted out Phil for having a dimebag in school.
by Lord Gaynal September 26, 2006
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