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The toilet water that backsplashes on your face when sucking his dick while he is pnching a log (refer to "blumpkin")
I was surprising my man with a blumpkin and got some squampter on my face!

I love giving blumpkins but hate the squampter!

My favorite part of giving a blumpkin is the squampter!
by Kaboomers April 14, 2021
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Apr 26 Word of the Day
1. The default beliefs installed when you were a child.

2. An unexamined position you absorbed from your environment growing up.
I grew up in a conservative home so my factory settings lead me to vote Republican.
I grew up in a liberal home so my factory settings lead me to vote Democrat.
by riemannslost0 February 04, 2020
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