1. noun: A moist, violent, noisy, explosive bowel movement.
2. verb: to have a moist, violent, noisy, explosive bowel movement.

A type of girl, Generally that you hate at work, who looks like a washed out whore. Generally has bad skin covered up be even worse make-up. Girl who thinks she is gods gift to men.(But really isnt at all)

1. A clogged toilet.
2. A bad situation.
3. To beat; to kill.

Squamp: (skwomp) verb; the act of holding in or clenching a flatulent expulsion while receiving oral sex. Holding in a fart while getting a blow job.

Typically occurring at a night club or any other social event involving a crowd of people, the Bum Squamp takes affect when you (or a beloved partner) may be dancing and another individual places their butt (intentionally or unintentionally) on yours and begins to gyrate to the rhythm of the music.

When you consume so much alcohol that you cant get your dick up

Cure: Text "Jordan" to Finish

When the male anus pulsates from irritation and the inner anal cavity becomes exposed out side of the person’s body.