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"oh my gosh, that skirt is too short. You should pull that down a squaff".
OR
"You smell funny. You should put some perfume on, but just a squaff".
OR
"You smell funny. You should put some perfume on, but just a squaff".
by Maggie Peake March 04, 2011
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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1. When something is either out of place, looks strange ,is skew or off center.
2. when someone acts out of line, or is being vulgar
2. when someone acts out of line, or is being vulgar
1. " Don't put the lamp there, because it looks squaff now." or "That building looks kind of squaff."
2. "Don't be so squaff, we're in public." or Peter was acting squaffishly after he had too many drinks.
2. "Don't be so squaff, we're in public." or Peter was acting squaffishly after he had too many drinks.
by Ant-of-the-knee February 12, 2014
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To go drinking with friends. Derived from the word "quaff" which means to "to drink heartily", squaff means "Let's Quaff".
by Squeat November 16, 2006
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To turn a kiss on the cheek into a quick suction of the cheek, until it pops.
Derived from the word quaff, which is to drink something without mercy.
Derived from the word quaff, which is to drink something without mercy.
My wife was in the basement watching television when, all of a sudden, I jumped up on her for a squaff on her cheek and squaffed it till it popped.
by Red Jorickson October 22, 2007