A squirrel.

Pronounced 'skwirl', like 'swirl' with a 'k'.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

A verb meaning to screw over your team before switching to a new one. It is meant to describe a feeling of betrayal experienced when one realizes that someone you once trusted has been deceiving you for their personal gain.

An unusual word originating in England that means something along the lines of someone who pwns and is only remarkable as it has no vowels and no U after the Q.