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The race of people that derive from the lineage of both Spanish and Dutch peoples.
He is Sputch, becuase his dad is Spanish and his mum is Dutch
by Meh Sheh September 01, 2006
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May 2 Word of the Day
when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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A comix noise, usually associated with a bloody body hitting a wall, window or floor. Describes any sudden, wet, gross noise in a comic.
(Villain rips spleen from hero's body and flings it across the room. It hits the window, going) SPUTCH!
by melicia April 10, 2004
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dude1: dude i'm gonna go ask the hot chick out

dude1: no dude she looks like a sputch
by noogface April 28, 2012
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An onomatopaeic ("sound effect") word that can only mean something bad or unpleasant has happened.

An exception to this rule applies to the heroes in zombie (or other monster) movies for whom the sound may represent the death of an enemy.
"Where's the cat?" *Sputch* "Uh-oh."

"Die zombie die!!!" *Sputch* "I love the smell of dead zombie in the morning."

"What's that lump under the carpet?" *Sputch* "Where's the hamster?" "Uh-oh."
by Phantom Oddity May 06, 2004
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non-specific term used to suggest intimate anatomy or genitalia without overtly identifying the specific area.
Often used for comedic effect.
"He kicked me right in the sputch!"
by Filk March 12, 2010
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