Girth Spurt

A horizontal growth spurt brought on by the copious consumption of fast food, twinkies or beer, in conjunction with prolific television use.

"Man, this pitcher of beer sure hits the spot after all those chicken wings. better prepare for a girth spurt by loosening the old belt before I settle in for the double header!"

by Conrad January 16, 2005

Spurt of distance

About 30-45 minutes in Canadian time. Space/time travel is possible.

We'll get it done in a spurt of distance.

by OKfuntimes July 14, 2010

Glowth Spurt

A point in ones life when they begin to become more physically and sexually attractive.

Wow that girl from high school really hit her glowth spurt

by Ghost busters July 17, 2018

Flat Spurt

When you cum on a girls chest who is has small breasts

Dave: I so flat spurted on my missus last night!
Jim: Hot yo!

by ChorleyFM July 21, 2010

Dick Spurt

An occurrence where the over all size of a dick increases quickly and suddenly in a short period of time (no, not a boner!)

Girl1- Last time I saw it, Johnny’s dick was so small!
Girl2- He must’ve had a dick spurt, because when it was huge last night!

by Sterben-WarStorm January 20, 2020

Giggle Spurt

Laughing so hard you start pissing.

"Man, last week I had such a giggle spurt while watching Lost (BECAUSE IT SUCKS)"

by LikeABosssx February 25, 2010

Toyam Spurt

The forceful ejaculate of semen that comes out of one's penis. Usually caused by masturbation.

Ben's shower walls are basically painted with toyam juice from all his toyam spurts while in there. But don't think he only masturbates in the shower. He also spurts in the living room, dining room, garage, and I even caught him once in the doghouse. Bailey was NOT happy.

by BV69BV July 28, 2017