The act of fortune or future telling. Using the pattern of semen ejaculated on a surface (or her face) a scryer can see hidden knowledge or for foretell future events .
Staring intently at the streaks of semen produced for his spurt scrying session, she told him what she saw... That he had only 3 days until he would be murdered.
by Chawkerr February 8, 2018
"Rhonda sucked me off yesterday when I was sick from the chicken, it was a regular squirt and spurt"
James answered, "That's fucking gross!"
James answered, "That's fucking gross!"
by Nutzen YerMouf February 28, 2018
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Little Bro: Um, dude- since when have you been this small?
Big Bro: HOLY S*IT YOU HAD A GROWTH SPURT
Big Bro: HOLY S*IT YOU HAD A GROWTH SPURT
by Master Smarties November 9, 2014
Local 1: Hey why did the chicken cross the road?
Local 2: I have no idea, it would be spectacular if you could tell me.
Local 1: To get to the other side
Local 2: I do not find that even slightly humorous.
Local 1: But you found that funny last week
Local 2: Yes well I have had a maturity spurt which allows me to realize the childish nature of that joke.
Local 2: I have no idea, it would be spectacular if you could tell me.
Local 1: To get to the other side
Local 2: I do not find that even slightly humorous.
Local 1: But you found that funny last week
Local 2: Yes well I have had a maturity spurt which allows me to realize the childish nature of that joke.
by Mrs. Macphail November 25, 2009
The supplies required by a serious masturbation artist. This includes cleaning supplies such as handwipes, towelettes, and hand sanitizer; as well as highly arousing pornographic or other cultural materials, including but not limited to hentai, hand drawn illustrations, photos, magazines, streamed media, or pirated porn.
Jim wanted to beat his meat but he lacked the necessary spurting goods, so he remained unsatisfied and engorged.
by Douchbag Steve July 31, 2018
Sporadic period of heightened sexual activity conducted by a girl who fluctuates between abstinence and sluttiness. This girl may often imply that she is a virgin when she is dormant.
Mike: Oh my God, did you hear that Kelsey just got it on with five guys this week?
John: Yeah, sounds like she's in the midst of a slut spurt.
John: Yeah, sounds like she's in the midst of a slut spurt.
by phagan February 29, 2008