A girl who, whilst normal in other sexual respects, makes ape-like sounds when receiving sperm in her face.
by Jimlad September 10, 2003
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A slut of a girl that loves being constantly covered in ejaculated seeman from the end of the man stick. she also resembles that of a monkey because of the ugliness.
Jake:yo, did you here about Jess Meredith.
Curt; Ye she's a total Spunk monkey
by Curtis shiters May 18, 2011
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Verb: An activity that defines a dude that thinks with his dick. A return to the true nature of man, or de-evolution of "The sensitive guy."
Jim: Sheila's ass is so big small appliances orbit it!
Carl: Yes it is Jim.
Jim: Can you believe Bob got his spunk monkey on with that?
Carl: Yes I can Jim.
by Mr. De Nile April 11, 2008
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lazy handed jackass yank
hobo eating whimpey burger left overs
perverted russian comrad who goes by the name of bonald
by TeHBoXGoD January 08, 2004
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A person that 'hunches' anything like a dog because of their sexual exhuberence.
Dewd, that's my girl, quit bein' a spunk monkey, man!
by bludgeon April 10, 2003
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Someone who is so ugly they will never get laid, so the jizz seeps out of their pores.
Urgghh, look at Steve, he hasn't had it in a while - he looks like such a spunk monkey!
by nessa64 June 11, 2003
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A girl who craves some sperm in her face. If she's lucky, she'll also get a some in her hair.
I blew it all over that Spunk Monkey's face. Holy shit it was awesome!
by JamJam1 July 24, 2012
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