More formally thought of a punch in the groin/testicle area, this is incorrect, as it is in fact a punch on the buttock (or both buttocks). Spunch is a combo of the words 'Spank' and 'Punch'. It is not sexual, it is ment to be harmful. It can be given to either a male or female, but only in private.

Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.

<V>{Spunch ; Spunched ; Spunching; Spunchage}

The act of a female, striking a male in the groin and/or testicle area, with no real intention of harm. Usually the result of a sarcastic comment.

An epically powerful punch drunkenly threatened against something or someone deemed incredibly annoying...rarely ever landed, much less thrown. Came from a drunk friend of mine who told me that he wanted to punch someone on TV, but slurred before he could get the word out so it came out "spunch". It snowballed from there.

1. (n) a mooching free-loader that takes everyones shit and doesnt offer payment of any sort

2. (n) jizz, semen, man gravy, spooge, penis pudding

The act of simultaneously punching the taint during a male's ejaculation.

While ‘punch’ in the name can be misleading, spunch is actually a grub-like substance that some enjoy eating with crackers. Some people are absolutely ravenous when a bowl of fresh spunch is brought out! Others find it disgusting. While spunch comes in various forms, it generally contains sardines, garlic, and onions. Spunch can be quite difficult to find in the US.