A person who tells many lies to different people. Also quite pervy. Gullable and naive. Also cannot realise when he is being laughed at or when he is stupid.
Enjoys a futer
also see idiot
He is so stupid, he's a spud.
He's a spud, he fell off the wall.
Told me lies, spud.
by mellowangel June 7, 2009
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Audience member 1: Why's the drummer look funny?
Audience member 2: His a spud!
by CheesePantsMcGee August 23, 2012
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When two people have said the same thing at the exact same time. Usually occurs with twins, best friends or soulmates.
Joe and Jim are twins having a chat about a girl-

Joe and Jim- she was sooooo fuckin peng man

Joe- hahahahhaa spud!!!!!
by Ez mcfezzz November 29, 2010
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A name for someone who is a scottish pervert.
Spud liked to look at ladies boobies, as he is the skid mark on the underpants of the 10 tonne man
by Mr UnImpreza July 11, 2010
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1. A person who is fat and annoying, like a pot-bellied pig.

2. A large kid who ulls absolute munters.
"Kiss my heesey chelmet spud!!"
by anon6565 December 21, 2005
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a teenage boy who is an idiot, does stupid things and makes stupid comments. He lets chickens drown.
Spud is an idiot.
'i have chickens; but one died.'
'How did it die?'
'it drowned because i left it in the pond'
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