A person as dumb as a sack of potatoes.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

1. A potato

2. A boy who has not hit puberty.

3. A follower of the new wave band Devo. Used almost exclusively among fans

Affectionate term for a baby or small child. The history of this phrase is lost in the mists of time but possibly stems from the slang term for potato. Two children may be referred to as Spud and Spud junior.

upon greeting a friend, a fist is stuck out and thses fists touch resembling a mutual appreciation of eachother. the fist is said to resembe a spud.

A particularly inneffective person, thing or action. Usually in the sporting arena but can be used for a variety of professions.