Spud; a phrase commonly used to insult someone younger and less experienced than you, it can also be used to insult yourself. When the phrase spud is used it can be seen as either casual banter or an extreme insult that may cause the recipient to cry or receive traumatic flashbacks. Spud is an all rounder insult, it can be used to say someone is inexperienced or annoying. When referring to yourself as a spud it can mean you feel or have done something stupid or did an act of cringiness.

Synonyms are: noob, fuck head, stupid, cringy, annoying, rookie, uncultured

A terrible disease you can contract from having sex with someone whose face resembles a potato

A very hot girl. 10/10 beautiful. A rocket

1. A game played by bros. It occurs usually when one bro is caught unaware with his hand in a fist, and another bro comes along and "spuds" the unaware fist. This is called an unconsented spud and causes the bro in question to lose bro points, and the bro who did the "spudding" to increase bro points.
When the bro has had a significant amount of bro points deducted, he is no longer cool and is deemed a "quigley"

A consented spuds incur no loss of points to either bro, but increase both by a small amount. They have been know to be referred to as "safe" and are usually used when meeting or greeting another bro.

Typically used to describe a stupid person, however the they're just hiding the doctor spudnik from you. dont trust 'em

If someone gets a haircut that is considered bad they may be considered a spud as in they’re haircut is so bad they are ultimately compared to a potato

Any young individul who has not hit puberty and therefore does not have any hair on his balls. Also, any person whose penis resembles that of a 14 year old's.