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To get a broom or circular pole or something similar to that shoved up your anus hole.

Made up on an army camp in april 2005
1. Bruv, that guy is gettin spruced up bad, ITS BLEEDING.. BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
by Whitgift Lower 5th 2006 March 17, 2006
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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
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A common thing for Finnish people to burn for fire, Russians, slav ethic groups, and other nords may also do this. On rare occasion, a dumb american fuck can also burn it because they once heard this.
''Did you make the SPRUCE?'' -Nordic Nomadic Leader ''Yes, the spruce was collected and the ritual has been done''-Nomadic follower
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A highly forceful ejaculation, typically into, around, beneath or above a vagina.
After six minutes I spruced so hard that I blacked out and bit my tongue off.
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spruce n. or adj.
a slightly more highclass word for cool

cool = filler in a sentence
spruce = mhm, i hear ya and think that what you are saying is beyond average cooldom
"hey man i just banged joe's mom"
"that's cool"

"hey man i just banged joe's hot bisexual sister"
"spruce"
by Badass mutha fucka December 07, 2005
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Word to describe a house or more specifically weedhouse.
(AUSTRALIAN)
"Let's go back to the Spruce."
"Let's blow this Spruce."
"Who's at the Spruce?"
"....the Spruce should be on."
by Diego June 23, 2003
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