A fairly large city in southwest Missouri. Springfield is home to a fairly fun and night-lifey downtown area, A shitload of really conservative christians, Enough money for a couple nice car dealers and an occasional Porche sighting, A big Bass Pro, a really good pizza shoppe (Pizza House), and not much else.
If you are higher-middle class, conservative christian, and BORING, live south of Sunshine. If you aren't, live north of Sunshine or MOVE!
If you are higher-middle class, conservative christian, and BORING, live south of Sunshine. If you aren't, live north of Sunshine or MOVE!
Joe: "I live in a snotty little neighborhood in Springfield, MO where I walk my 4000 dollar shi tzu across my award winning chemical sprayed lawn. I go to an AG, would you like to be saved?"
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a town in Illinois which recently got torn up by a tornado!it might be the the most boring town which has more abraham lincoln memorabila than you know have ever imagined!The president came here once so that makes its boring points go wayy down.Everyone that lives here basically hates it but we all call it home so springfield will forever be in our hearts as the place we grew up or sent one good or bad memory in
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by Scotto November 19, 2003
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The place where the Simpson family lives. If you want to visit the place, well too bad. It is not real and if you are going to cry to your mommy then go, nothing will happen. Springfield was founded by a man named sprungfeld, a trechurous man who tried to assassinate George Washington
by Joe the Schmoe May 19, 2005
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A bitchin' town in Central New Jersey. It's not an amazing vacation spot, but it's a nice place to live.
by Zach G. November 11, 2003
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